Who in their right mind would take a straight right punch to the face, then simply stand there and turn their head to get punched by a left upper cut? Oh, that’s right. Jesus. Jesus was apparently a masochistic doormat. I bet he made Mary Magdalene dress up in a cheerleader outfit and make him [...]
What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]
How does a religion come into being? Well, in this day and age, maybe by instant message between two friends, late at night, while surfing the internet for interesting stuff…
Here’s the recipe for Hess and Fruity’s Religion:
serves: Humanity
2: godless heathens
1: internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs, 1 webbernets or 1 ripe interwebs)
1: news article detailing wacky [...]
OMFI!!! Again with the funny! Wingnut found a site called disbeliefnet.com. He sent me a link about God and the Dinosaurs. Too funny. The tag line of that site is “You won’t believe what people believe.” Too fucking true. The only way I’d change that is I’d say, “You won’t believe what sheeple believe.”
From the [...]
OMFI!!!! (I = IMITS, of course) I have to share this t-shirt with you. It’s just so fucking funny.
JESUS IS COMING! & HE DOESN’T PULL OUT! (Naughty Jesus!)
I love atheist / religion bashing stuff, especially when it’s funny. Here’s another one…
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