You Want Me At Your Baby Shower?

What the fuck is it? Let’s fucking pester Fruitloop week? For fuck’s sake, if you’re not my FRIEND, don’t ask me to do something for you whenever it suits you. Just LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
FRIEND: noun

a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
a person [...]

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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Fuck You, And Your Little Dogs Too!

Every fucking sheeple in this fucking neighborhood sucks ass. They’re all complete morons. How the fuck did Wingnut and I end up stuck in this white trash part of town? When we moved in everyone around us was elderly and pleasant. Unfortunately old age caught up with most of them.

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High IQ = Atheist = High IQ

Atheists are smarter than people who believe in god, according to Professor Richard Lynn and 2 other smart guys who will soon publish a paper to the journal Intelligence. The paper shows a correlation between high intelligence and atheism.

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A New Service Provided by Lintville’s Own

Some gene pools just need a shock of chlorine, don’t you think? So Nutcase has come up with a new public service organization. Selective Euthanization Service or SES for short.
Of course, the panty-waist liberal sheeple are going to whine and cry into their earl grey tea, but really this is a humane way to handle [...]