Presidential Rimjob

This picture of our good ol’ president Bush holding hands with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was taken quite some time ago, but finally the transcript of their intimate conversation was released. Their love and respect for each other is seemingly endless. Do you think they pillow fight while giggling over rising oil prices in [...]

Jesus Loves the Little Dinosaurs

OMFI!!! Again with the funny! Wingnut found a site called disbeliefnet.com. He sent me a link about God and the Dinosaurs. Too funny. The tag line of that site is “You won’t believe what people believe.” Too fucking true. The only way I’d change that is I’d say, “You won’t believe what sheeple believe.”

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About the Worst Word Ever

Fruitloop wrote about the worst word ever. Geez. My ex-friend, Allison, is cumboding people left and right! I watch her do it at work every day! I should let her know. That cunt-faced cumbode! Bitch got fat, too.
But seriously, folks. Whatever happened to cocksucker and motherfucker? I mean, I know they are considered boring, commonplace, [...]

I Need The Worst Word Ever

There are people sheeple that are so heinous, so despicable, that the common words just don’t suffice in labeling them. There was a time when I was young and innocent and the F word was a big deal. No longer. Then it was the C word. Well, fuck, that word is good, it helps, but [...]

Moral Fucking Values!?

I hate people. I like some individuals, but as a general rule I hate the rest of you. You’re sheeple. Hopefully you can figure out what that means. Then again, on a side note, if you’re smart enough to read Navel Lint, you can’t be all bad, and I would probably like you, or at [...]