Lose My Number

I think I’m a very nice fucking person and a fucking great friend. And I know just enough about computers and graphic design to get myself into trouble. And not be able to get out of it. Just ask Nutcase. I’m always asking for help to bail me out of techy geek shit that is [...]

A Gallery of Nutcase

Ok, so Nutcase came through this evening with fixing the byline for our posts. Not that it fucking matters since 99% of the posts are from me, your beloved and loquacious Fruitloop. But sometimes you just have to throw your bestest buddy under the bus. This is one of those times. I gathered some fine [...]

Top 25 List of Perverted Google Trends

Man, I thought I was twisted. I was Stumbling yesterday (if you don’t know what Stumbling is, well, that’s probably good. Because it’s very addictive. Here’s a link. See, I’m that much of a bitch. And when you’re up in the middle of the night, clicking the Stumble button, feel free to curse me. Nutcase [...]

What Have You Done For Me Lately, Lint Licker?

No, seriously, what have you done for me? Nothing. Not a damned thing. You suck, lint licker. I’ve been working very hard lately, for crazy people who want everything 5 minutes ago. Lots of sleepless nights, working my ass off. I’m so fucking tired now that I don’t even have the energy to work up [...]