OMFG, You HAVE GOT To Be KIDDING ME!

Oh for fuck’s sake. The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. I hate them, every one of those stupid mouth-breathing fuckers. I’m giving you two examples of pure fucking unadulterated, unmitigated, cultivated ignorance.
The problem is, this is a rampant epidemic. When the fuck did it become cool and fashionable to dress like you’re [...]

Update on Stan and Dolly

Hearken back to last month… I told you my white trash neighbors, Dolly and Stan, were pregnant. Well, I can’t wait another second, I have to tell you the NEWS!
She had a miscarriage!
Don’t get all weepy. And no, I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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Internet Dating Websites.

Yeah, I’ve been on them, what the fuck of it?
Actually, I’ve met some cool people on them, one of which was about a 6 month relationship. And we’re still friends, so shut the fuck up.
They say, if you want to meet like minded people, try meeting them where you spend most of your time. Well, [...]

Eating Scrambled Abortions And Toast

Firstly, the title of this entry was actually written by Jennie over at Atheist Nexus. Fucking HIGH-larious. Had to share it with you. I personally don’t like my chicken abortions scrambled. I like them over easy with toast. NOM NOM!

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Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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