How does a religion come into being? Well, in this day and age, maybe by instant message between two friends, late at night, while surfing the internet for interesting stuff…
Here’s the recipe for Hess and Fruity’s Religion:
serves: Humanity
2: godless heathens
1: internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs, 1 webbernets or 1 ripe interwebs)
1: news article detailing wacky [...]

Nutcase and I were talking the other day. It struck me as such an odd conversation, I thought I’d share it. Enjoy!

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This guy lives next to me. I’ve named him Mr. MacGregor because when we first met him, he was sitting in his garden. We walked by and said hello and he grunted and looked away. Fucking grumpy old fucker. He has a nephew named John who lives with him. John is a bit “slow” and [...]

So I was listening to my favorite talk radio show the other day. Some guy had called in and one of the hosts told him he really needed to do some soul searching. I thought, hey, what a great idea. That sounds like a great thing to do. But I’m a very busy woman. I [...]

And I mean that, really I do.
What’s there not to be happy about. It’s 2008. Wooopdie fucking do.
It’s cold out, I’m not drunk, and I need to get laid. The New Year is starting off just grand.
As you may have noticed, the holiday season has been so fucking miserable that none of the regular heathens [...]