Prayer Is The Answer! Really!

The title reads: Desperate Mother in Crisis. Son needs Salvation.

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Suck It, Fish

YOU SUCK. Well, if you’re one of the 3 people who read this blog, then no, you ROCK. But the rest of you mouth-breathers SUCK. Why this time? Because you have the attention span of a fruit fly on crack, you are illiterate and generally stupid sheeple in a painfully grotesque way. Ooh.. there I [...]

Hot? NOT!

So.. about this whole phenomenon about putting your picture on the “interweb” and getting people to rate you. Nutcase and I have some strange habits. One of them is surfing the web and seeing what’s going on. Places like Hot or Not (HoN) are a steady source of amusement.
So what the fuck is wrong with [...]

Forwarding Redux

I am so fucking sick of getting “spam” from sheeple who are supposed to love me. I ranted about this recently (Stop Forwarding Shit To Me!) but apparently you didn’t all get the memo. You think it’s cute, a fun novelty to forward shit to me, don’t you?

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Shut the Fuck Up and Kill Yourself Already!

This guy lives next to me. I’ve named him Mr. MacGregor because when we first met him, he was sitting in his garden. We walked by and said hello and he grunted and looked away. Fucking grumpy old fucker. He has a nephew named John who lives with him. John is a bit “slow” and [...]